facebook photos

My friend A is really prolly the 4th coolest chick i have ever known
and i really like her... well I like her brain and face veins when she laffs at least.

this is our last convo via facebook and you must
know that she really deep in her brain right now
and hiding in a dark place... she will come out soon
as we all need air now and then.

A~
Today at 9:47pm
just looked at my friend's home page and all her photos... i gotta tell you
there's shots of her and friends we went to university with
we all lived together
and all the kids that came out of their marriages
and
that they're all still married
so
get this-
i look at her profile shot (she's hugging one of her kids)
and mine (a weird homing pigeon thing)
and i
gotta
laff
good
god
homing pigeons
what the fuck is my problem?
:)

D~
Today at 9:50pm
actually the opposite is true - what the fuck is their problem?
frickin uncreative douches
afraid to go against the grain

i have rock hudson in the tub for christ sakes as my pic

A~
Today at 10:03pm
true
you are absolutely right
pigeons rock on
rocks rocks too
love that shot it's soooo you

D~
Today at 10:12pm
i think we are all saying something.
you with the homing pigeons (something larger than life that you have to say)
me with the hot late rock hudson in a tub (trying to convince you that it is me in the tub)
Suzi and her kids (trying to convince you of her marital bliss and happiness but really only having sex 5 times in her whole life orgasming only the last time - and that was with a chick in vegas that no one talks about)

ellipsis here

and

here

...

A~
Today at 10:14pm
d, i would love to include this in my blog somehow
or start another one
and just let go with you
this is
hil
ar
i
ous

from the front and the back

6 weeks and 21 lbs

determination is a wonderful thing.

Just about a month and a week later
i shed 21 lbs and I'm really happy
where I'm at now... for now.

Frozen grapes, frozen watermelon,
frozen mixed fruit = soooo fantastic!
... mmmm natures candy

low calorie vs no calorie

here we are at that time again.
the time where i realize and acknowledge
that i have gained 28 lbs since last summer.
damned it all to hell and why does it
happen to me? am i pure evil and deserve it?

*laughs evilly, very very evilly*


i am loving myself sick with Walden Farms products
they are zero cal, zero fat, zero sugar and glutenfree
and i discovered them one day while hanging
out at The Diabetic Depot

salad gets a little boring
and i get so darned tired of chewing
so what i have done is cooked
up a storm and pre-portioned
out 300 cal meals and froze them
i am down 10 lbs in 14 days

time for my breakfast of
one cup black coffee
2 slices toasted Glutino fibre bread - dry with Walden Farms no cal jam
2/3 cup frozen fruit from M&M Meats

Yep we made it to GREATFALLS.

My boys.

SINCE WE LAST WERE TOGETHER...

Bea Arthur died, the snow melted,
I visited my mom, I broke out in
eczema horribly, and I'm sitting here
reading about swine flu while I
have a little upper respiratory
irritation and sip my morning coffee
not wanting to go to work.
Well, that would catch us almost
right up to date.
36 minutes to shower and iron and dress
and be at work.

for the love of toothpaste

i LOVE this toothpaste.

overheard in the backroom at work today...
"hey D, what are you eating?"
"toothpaste, wanna try it?"

Breath Palette comes in 18 flavors
all with a menthol finish.
my personal fav is #31 cola

YUMMA!

It's like pepsimax

Cafe beano makes the best coffee.
Imagine a triple latte but with coffee instead of milk. Yumma.
Here pictured with a hot chocolate (girly drink)